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22 My Life as a Tarantula Toe Tickler by Bill Myers
mobi |eng | 2003-05-01 | Author:Bill Myers

“Megan,” I croaked. “What, twitch, brings you, twitch-twitch, here?” “I want to learn to fly.” “Didn’t you hear what I just told Wall Street? I can’t fly.” “That’s okay,” she ...
( Category: Action & Adventure January 3,2018 )
14 My Life as a Screaming Skydiver by Bill Myers
mobi |eng | 1998-04-01 | Author:Bill Myers

And then, just when the computer analogies are wearing thin… Our plane gave a sudden jerk. And then another. I looked up from the computer. “What’s that?” Wall Street glanced ...
( Category: Action & Adventure January 3,2018 )
15 My Life as a Human Hairball by Bill Myers
mobi |eng | 1998-02-15 | Author:Bill Myers

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP I spun to Wall Street who was flying past me on her way into the opposite wall. “What is that?” I cried. “That’s my watch alarm!” ...
( Category: Action & Adventure January 3,2018 )
03 My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord by Bill Myers
mobi |eng | 1993-07-01 | Author:Bill Myers

But there’s little our hero (and part time life-insurance agent) can do… except sell another policy. “Hey, Wendell, have you thought of increasing your coverage? Looks like you might need ...
( Category: Action & Adventure January 3,2018 )
13 My Life as a Blundering Ballerina by Bill Myers
mobi |eng | 1997-10-01 | Author:Bill Myers

“They haven’t eaten yet,” Francine shouted as we climbed back to our feet, “but all the directions are on the kitchen counter!” She quickly headed toward the door. Sylvia followed. ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction January 3,2018 )
The Little Vampire by Angela Sommer-Bodenburg
epub |eng | 1986-01-01 | Author:Angela Sommer-Bodenburg [Sommer-Bodenburg, Angela]

“By the skin of our teeth!” he breathed. “What’s that about teeth?” asked Anna, wriggling out from under the bed. “Just a figure of speech,” said Rudolph condescendingly. “But of ...
( Category: Genre Fiction January 2,2018 )
Beatrix Potter by The Tale of Two Bad Mice
mobi |eng | 2010-09-20 | Author:The Tale of Two Bad Mice

TOM THUMB went up the kitchen chimney and looked out at the top — there was no soot. WHILE Tom Thumb was up the chimney, Hunca Munca had another disappointment. ...
( Category: Animals January 2,2018 )
Beatrix Potter by The Tale of Tom Kitten
mobi |eng | 1900-01-02 | Author:The Tale of Tom Kitten

WHILE they were in difficulties, there was a pit pat paddle pat! and the three Puddle-ducks came along the hard high road, marching one behind the other and doing the ...
( Category: Classics January 2,2018 )
Benjamin Franklinstein Meets the Fright Brothers by Larry David Tuxbury;Matthew Mcelligott
mobi |eng | 2011-08-31 | Author:Larry David Tuxbury;Matthew Mcelligott

They tried their best to clean up Cousin Ernie’s store, but it was impossible. Franklin had done too much damage. “Am I to understand,” Franklin said, “that I took a ...
( Category: Science, Nature & How It Works January 2,2018 )
The House at Pooh Corner by A. A. Milne
epub, mobi |eng | 1958-01-02 | Author:A. A. Milne [Milne, A. A.]

“Three sticks,” said Rabbit promptly. “You see?” said Eeyore to Piglet. He turned to Rabbit. “I will now answer your question,” he said solemnly. “Thank you,” said Rabbit. “What does ...
( Category: Classics December 30,2017 )
Lemony Snicket by A Series of Unfortunate Events 8 - The Hostile Hospital
mobi |eng | 2010-06-05 | Author:A Series of Unfortunate Events 8 - The Hostile Hospital

A Series of Unfortunate Events 8 - The Hostile Hospital “They've already anesthetized the bratty orphan,” Esmé said, “so you ladies merely need to go to her room and bring ...
( Category: Humor December 30,2017 )
Kids Pick the Funniest Poems by Bruce Lansky
epub |eng | | Author:Bruce Lansky

Icky Icky, sticky, slimy sludge, A greasy, gloppy, grimy smudge, Oozy, swampy puddle splatter, Gooey, gunky cookie batter. Dirty, filthy, mucky scum, Gluey, stringy, tacky gum, Meat and sauce from ...
( Category: Humor December 30,2017 )
Freddy and the French Fries by David Baldacci
epub |eng | 2005-05-31 | Author:David Baldacci [Baldacci, David]

“Uh, in jail,” answered Howie meekly. “Jail!” “It’s a long story, Nanny Boo-boo,” said Freddy wearily. “I’ll get even with you if it’s the last thing I do, Freddy,” said ...
( Category: Science, Nature & How It Works December 28,2017 )
Mr. Popper's Penguins by Richard Atwater & Florence Atwater
epub |eng | 1973-01-02 | Author:Richard Atwater & Florence Atwater [Atwater, Richard & Atwater, Florence]

The penguin chicks, when they began to hatch, were not so handsomely marked as their mother and father. They were fuzzy, droll little creatures who grew at a tremendous rate. ...
( Category: Humor December 28,2017 )
Mouse Soup by Arnold Lobel
epub, pdf |eng | 2012-05-08 | Author:Arnold Lobel [Lobel, Arnold]

36 “Look, there is a thorn bush growing in my living-room chair,” said the old lady. “How did it get there?” asked the policeman. “I do not know,” said the ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction December 28,2017 )

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